ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

(Source: hotsenator, via gnaaaaaar)

monicalewinsky1996:

retr0philia:

yeah you called me cute, but like

did you mean cute as in puppy cute

or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties

I hope none of you ever get laid

(via lohanthony)

omg these are so cute ask me these

  1. Do you love this shit?
  2. Are you high right now?
  3. Do you ever get nervous?
  4. I heard you fucking your girl is it true?
  5. You getting money?

(Source: deadbeatuncle, via dossantostatiana)

Over protective Daddy Charming is like my crack

mindyourhelm:

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(via ohidek)